May 2010
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Dear BP,
Hi! I hope things are going well. What’s new? Not really a whole lot going on over here. I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait for summer to get here! Seem like it’s been forever since I’ve been able to kick back in a lawn chair and sip on some margaritas in the sun on the beach, or even if it’s just on the drilling platform of my deep sea oil rig. ...
January 2010
3 posts
Plantimal! →
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Grow up, Steve.
As we cruised through downtown, Steve repeatedly kept asking me if I was listening to anything he was saying.
“Of course,” I assured him. “I just can’t believe that you put yourself in this position. I mean, you really fucked up royally this time, man.”
“I KNOW, I KNOW!!!” he screamed at me. “What the fuck am I gonna do, man?! That guy we hit...
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Nice dream
With an intensely blank stare, her eyes glossed over and jowls covered in drool, she waves the gun around with blatant disregard at the other actors: “Si no quieren morir,” she begins, “you gotta pongan your asses on la tierra!”
“CUT! Michelle! English! What the hell are you doing ad-libbing again?! Please just concentrate. We only have this one last shot, and...