With an intensely blank stare, her eyes glossed over and jowls covered in drool, she waves the gun around with blatant disregard at the other actors:  “Si no quieren morir,” she begins, “you gotta pongan your asses on la tierra!”

“CUT!  Michelle!  English!  What the hell are you doing ad-libbing again?! Please just concentrate.  We only have this one last shot, and then everyone can go home to their families.  This is a really important scene.  We need it, and I know you can do this.  We’ve gone through this over 30 times now! Just read the line.  Please, for the love of god.”

Confused and with head tilted to one side: “Ay, lo siento, Papi.  I’ll get it this time.”

“Ok, thank you.  Jesus. Now, camera rolling…..everyone ready……and……..ACTION!”

“Police!  Everybody freeze!  Ahora vamos a la estacion y voy a…”

“CUT!!  JUST…..STOP!! Fuck this! Get the fuck off my set!  What the hell is the matter with you?!  For fuck’s sake, how did you ever get cast for this?!  What about your acting or stupid face ever landed you a role in ANYTHING?!  I swear I will do my damnedest to make sure you never work in this town again!!!”

Slowly walking off the set, head down, teary-eyed: “Arf?” she barked, softly, never to be heard from again.